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Crotchety

11 Mar

The search for a house is becoming annoying, never mind the selling part. I think that’s how real estate works. You get so annoyed at looking at houses, interrupting people’s lives, seeing garbage pawned off at half a million dollars… that you eventually start looking in crappy neighbourhoods out of your preferred areas, and you Read More…

How To Show Your House Without Losing Your Mind

22 Feb

The thing about selling your house is that I don’t think anyone can be completely prepared for just how dang annoying it is.

Welcome Toddlerhood

15 Feb

For sale:  one pretty good looking toddler, in excellent used condition. Likes to eat crayons, be picked up to “looklooklooklook”, and to wash his hands. Eats well, sleeps pretty good, likes snacks and opening things. Comes with complete starter set – crib, clothes, diapers, dishes, etc. Serious enquiries only. Best offer takes him. You guys Read More…